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Old Oct 24, 2005, 02:34 AM // 02:34   #241
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*wakes up, calls 911. then goes to the bartender for a beer and asks for his shotgun. bartender requisitions his shotgun and runs into the back like a little girl. "hehehheheheheh......."*
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Old Oct 24, 2005, 03:48 AM // 03:48   #242
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*finished with his meteor showers, he goes and finds a new bar at which to beat up people and drown his sorrows and frequent migraines*
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Old Oct 24, 2005, 05:17 AM // 05:17   #243
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*Uh guys, stop fighting, we just got news of a chaos cloud comming towards earth, ah what the hell*

*Grabs a chair*
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Old Oct 24, 2005, 05:24 AM // 05:24   #244
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*enters new bar with an evil grin, knowing that this one too is surely doomed. Says to himself "what the hey," walks over to the bar counter and orders a whiskey while he waits for the carnage to start up once more.*
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Old Oct 24, 2005, 05:39 AM // 05:39   #245
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Recruits Gwen into party, and watches everyone shrink in fear and reminesce to when Gwen destroyed the world in Beta weekend.
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Old Oct 24, 2005, 05:43 AM // 05:43   #246
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*sitting at the bar he observes the room. the pool tables look promising to him so he walks over and begins his usual hustling act*
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Old Oct 24, 2005, 05:44 AM // 05:44   #247
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*Grabs a pool ball and launches it at someone random in the room*
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Old Oct 24, 2005, 06:56 AM // 06:56   #248
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*keeps his eye out for Avari as she seems to be the kind to kick him where the sun don't shine*
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Old Oct 24, 2005, 06:59 AM // 06:59   #249
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*casts Reversal of Fortune*
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Old Oct 24, 2005, 07:05 AM // 07:05   #250
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Old Oct 24, 2005, 07:06 AM // 07:06   #251
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*herds the women out the door sensing a fight is in the air*
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Old Oct 24, 2005, 07:17 AM // 07:17   #252
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*clubs Epic over the head and drags him back inside. Dumps him in the corner*

I'm the opposite of a bouncer - I keep people inside
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Old Oct 24, 2005, 07:19 AM // 07:19   #253
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*scares TheEPIC by hugging him from behind instead of kicking him where the sun doesn't shine*
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Old Oct 24, 2005, 07:19 AM // 07:19   #254
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*awakens from the shock of avari's hug. breaks pool cue across the back of the anti-bouncer*
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Old Oct 24, 2005, 07:20 AM // 07:20   #255
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*Heal Area!*

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*Heal Area!*
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Old Oct 24, 2005, 07:24 AM // 07:24   #256
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*Sits in corner, chewing on pool cue*
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Old Oct 24, 2005, 07:25 AM // 07:25   #257
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*insights everyone else in the bar to attack the healer in the middle*
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Old Oct 24, 2005, 07:31 AM // 07:31   #258
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*Healing Hands!*

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Old Oct 24, 2005, 07:32 AM // 07:32   #259
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*hopes a mesmer or ranger shows up sometime soon to start the interrupting*
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Old Oct 24, 2005, 07:36 AM // 07:36   #260
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